Play with fire. The burn is worth it. My names Luz. Soccer. Track. 15. Anything else just ask :) Here is where you enter text, info, about me, whatever, your page graphics, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

heartofgoldxvx:

xbathoryx:

this made me laugh harder than it should have.

My uncle would hit me upside for telling him this joke hahaha.

me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
no one: hey, you're cute, be my girlfriend

smileytea1210:

XD yea right! I won’t get one *dies of laughter* 

teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: the fuck did she just say

smileytea1210:

Thank god I’m a unicorn then *phew*



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